Roast jokes dating the boss
” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied.
Today’s Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work.
He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. License and registration please," say the sheriff impatiently.
The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket.
“By the way,” asks the boss, “Which three companies are after you?
" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. " The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy.
I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going? I can't work in the dark." A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a congressman!
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
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